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Forward
love jokes and humor to your friends and near ones |
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LOVE JOKES AND HUMOR 1
Love
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love.
"I thought I was in love three times," one friend
says.
"How so?" his friend asks.
"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who
wanted nothing to do with me."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two
years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who
didn't understand me."
"Was that not love?"
"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year
I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean.
She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist.
And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would
get this strange sensation in the pit of my
stomach."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was motion sickness." |
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LOVE JOKES AND HUMOR 2
The difference a little
punctuation makes
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You
are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not
like you admit to being useless and inferior. You
have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I
have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can
be forever happy - will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you
are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not
like you. Admit to being
useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other
men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings
whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever
happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria |
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LOVE JOKES AND HUMOR 3
A Love Story
I shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and control you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you
grunt and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be
relieved when I leave you.
And you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu |
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LOVE JOKES AND HUMOR 4
Harry was madly in love
with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to
pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to
ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out,
'will you marry me?'
'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied,
'who is it speaking?' |
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