FRIENDSHIP JOKES 1
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping in the desert;
they set up their tent and fall asleep. Some hours
later, Sherlock Holmes wakes his friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock Holmes.
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all
powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you,?"
Sherlock Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
FRIENDSHIP JOKES 2
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best
friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny.
"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
FRIENDSHIP JOKES 3
"A friend in need is?
Someone to avoid!
FRIENDSHIP JOKES 4
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front
teeth?
Hard cheese. |
