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Christmas
Riddles
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Christmas
Jokes
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Christmas
One Liners |
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Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes |
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Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws |
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Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood |
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Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite. |
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What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Answer : Frosted Flakes. |
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What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
Answer : Snow Flakes |
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How does Santa Claus take pictures?
Answer : With a North Pole-aroid camera |
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What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Answer : Santa Claus stuck in an elevator. |
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Why is Santa a good race car driver?
Answer : Because he's always in the pole position. |
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