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Birthday Quotes 1
No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.
-- Jerry Dennis |
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Birthday Quotes 2
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
-- Bobby Kelton |
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Birthday Quotes 3
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
-- Johnny Carson |
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Birthday Quotes 4
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
-- Unknown |
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Birthday Quotes 5
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
-- John Glenn |
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Birthday Quotes 6
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ' Happy Birthday .'
Steven Wright |
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Birthday Quotes 7
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it
--Author Unknown |
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Birthday Quotes 8
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
--Menachem Mendel Schneerson |
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Birthday Quotes 9
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
--Sam Ewing |
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Birthday Quotes 10
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
--Jerry M. Wright |
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Birthday Quotes 11
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
~Jean Paul Richter |
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Birthday Quotes 12
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
--Larry Lorenzoni |
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Birthday Quotes 13
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
~ Oprah Winfrey |
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Birthday Quotes 14
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
~Plautus |
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Birthday Quotes 15
From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye.
~William Butler Yeats |
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Birthday Quotes 17
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~Lewis Carroll |
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Birthday Quotes 18
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
~Jonathan Swift |
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Birthday Quotes 19
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~ Bernard Baruch |
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Birthday Quotes 20
My mother groaned, my father wept,
into the dangerous world I leapt;
helpless, naked, piping loud,
like a fiend hid in a cloud.
~ William Blake
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One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.
~Virginia Woolf |
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
~Robert Orben |
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The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others.
~Marcus Cato |
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May you live all the days of your life.
~Jonathan Swift |
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Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.
~Robert Browning |
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Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.
~Cora Harvey Armstrong |
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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~Bernard Baruch |
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
~Robert Frost |
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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~John P. Grier |
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Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~C.E.M. Joad |
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